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I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but I will never forget how you made me to feel.Either you run the day, or the day runs you.!!!Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness!!!

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He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.


How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.




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