:) Adult SMS

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'

The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'

Can we do romance in the midnight today?

I'm in a good mood:)

Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!

Reply me soon,

yours Loving Mosquito.

Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouthwhich is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR......Books And Study

Girl:Its 2 tight

Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,

Gal:Push it in,

Boy:Ah..I cant,

Gal:Its painful,

Boy:Forget it.

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Well buy new WEDDING RING!

In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

lick you

wanna move my tongue all over you

wanna feel you in my mouth

yep, that's how you

eat an ice cream!

A young girl after her honeymooncame fully exhausted and tired,When her friends asked her what happened?She replied :When this 70 year old bastard told mehe has saved a lot from last 50 years,"I thought It was MONEY"

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina

Boy2.Oh! I know her

Boy1:How?

Boy2:v were caught sleeping together

Boy1:What the hell?

Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

In a party a lady wted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"Boy said to girl :"see i told you not to worry!!!!".